Vocabulary Lessons

Here are some new words Wilson has learned this weekend:

Opportunity: The few seconds you have to claim one of the two mixer attachments after Mommy has made cake mix before Mommy gives them to the dogs.

Responsibilities: What you should have taken care of and cleaned up before Daddy steps on it barefoot.

Discrepancy: Daddy's version of a clean closet and Mommy's version of the clean closet.

Teamwork: What Mommies and Daddies do so that there is no discrepancy in the cleaniness of your closet.

Humorous: What Mommy and Daddy think you are when you show up in the kitchen wearing underwear, a Spiderman mask, an Easter Bunny ears headband, and boots.